Bill Alexander grew up in the wilds of Saint David amid pecans and cows. On the money he gets from CAVE-FM, he canít afford to hire illegal aliens to pick the tomatoes he grows on his farm, so Bill often picks his own. After the farming is done, Bill loves to go swimming in the San Pedro River and then relax on the beach near their tomato field. Billís favorite people are all dead. Thatís why he talks like John Wayne, Howard Cosell and Walter Brennan on CAVE commercials. To round out his schedule, Bill has taught woodworking at several public schools. Because he canít afford new drill bits, he uses old ones that are worn out. Thatís why his radio program is never boring. You can catch Bill on the CAVEís Waves afternoons when tomatoes arenít in season.

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